They do make the state's best pepper steak…

Good thing he falsified his renewal. Cops and Nazis soon to be stymied by the old Wrigley Field bit…

Jeff.

Several bottles of bootleg Turner.

Shut up about my shampoo, okay?

Goon is pretty nifty

Lulled by sibilants

Meghna Chakrabarti here in Boston

"Toe pick!"

ShillingGER

Jonas Jergenson or Gene Jenkinson?

Hunter Pence is a MILF

No, it's not his given name. I met him in a graduate class last fall, he gave an excellent presentation on how the organization advances civil and human rights by calling out theocratic bullshit.

I'm hoping mine gets me fast-tracked through purgatory, at the very least.

WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

Yes. And more Kerry Kinney in the new series, too, please.

Ada, Esther…

I was a teacher, and last year we had Aiden, Caiden, Braiden (girl), Braden (boy), Hayden, and Jaden on one team at the same time.

*suddenly craves raptor bacon*

IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!