Can you tell me what happened?

Depends on your budget….

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.

I'm not Markinson. Are you Markinson?

"I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops…. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin, and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell."

"So you're saying… you'll light my country music award on fire?"

"Die, gas pumper!!"

"*bip!*"

Better watch your step, or you're gonna die….

"It's called capitalism, and you're about to get a free lesson. And it's going to cost you."

Suggested edit: "Is our siblings campaigning?"

Scale?

Nope, just a bit of tightening up on the sides.

Ahem.

"Still Lindsay…."

I call all my barbers Floyd….

"It's no big deal!"

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded…

Buster seems like he'd posey if mother would askey….

Calrissian?