NAUGHT E RUMOR?

I read that as "fanhurt buttboy" before realizing… my problem.

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Outstanding!

I haven't heard "Massatwoshits" in a while! Not since I was up visiting family…. My mom's family is from Maine, but guess where I currently reside….

You also have a brother-in-law in Oslo named Svenge?

Like spending quality time with the moose who like to gallop alongside your car on Route 201 as you simper your way back to the states from an underage bender in Quebec City? That kind of Maine Justice?

"I can't make decisions, I'm a president!"

Lest ye be Judge Joe Browned.

You were not the only one lured into watching Heckler on Netflix…

Yeah, moose be crazy: driving on Route 201 between Bingham and Jackman in the middle of the night (clearly on the way to or from an ill-conceived trip to Quebec City) I have had moose block the road on purpose and/or chase the car…

No, realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose using the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush….

Clearly!

And it shall be an overplayed song…

All the better in Sterling's voice…

I love using the word "woobie" as a term for sentimental stuffed toys. I don't know if the film coined the term or not, but it's versatile — a cover-all term, perhaps. A blanket term, even…

Disqus falls out all the time. The world is an imperfect place.

I laughed REALLY hard at this, well done

Bay - once

He goes to bed feelin' the same way…