Yes, Mrs. Torrance…

I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels….

Yes, well put.

"Ja…. from *Sveeeden*…."

" And so say all of us: 'Tap Into America!'"

Great catch

Well, all right!

In downvoting, a member of the AV Club *does* have a name.

But sir, your tauntaun will freeze!

I really like this comment for some reason

Well, if it isn't the boy who cried Phoenix…

Her?

Movies I have seen the most number of times on VHS:

Yeah, I remember watching that show on a lounge TV as an undergraduate, but only after reading this article and being reminded.

Totally tight butthole.

Also great: "Jake… I love the tacos, but what I'm saying is where's our mail?" and "Let's consider the gate 'off limits' as a favor to me."

"I don't know, Lloyd… the French are assholes."

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus  Well placed Leslie Nielsen/Airplane quote, I love it.

The fence posts were to scale…

rip ass, Dan