"Me winning isn't, you do!"

" I thought that when it was your time… you would be the one to hold the strings. Senator Corleone…. Governor Corleone…"

"Beth, this is neither the time nor the place to discuss it. Meet me at the picnic table in 10 seconds."

Brilliant. I am still laughing ten minutes later, had to return to read this again.

Season's ticket on a one-way ride

A schooner *is* a sailboat, stupid head

I laughed A LOT at this. Well done!

No, there's no way that's correct.

Liked for referencing the Wilhelm Scream

She should be made to smell the glove… just not over and over

Sounds like you could use a shower, stinky!

I don't care that you're bowlegged, and I don't care that you're bilingual….

Something something something Dark Side…

"Easy-loping, cattle-folkin' Sugarfoot…"

Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?

"As a GODDAMN GOOF!"

All-time horror favorite from high school. Has held up well over time, too.

It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face

…blow ROC?

Yeah, same here. I couldn't have told you much about Asian culture, but I was playing the shit out of my GWAR and D.R.I tapes as a sophomore in 1990.