As a man I feel it is my responsibility to define feminism for you. So your soft, pretty head can understand it better.

YOU'RE NOT MY COAL MINER SUPERVISOR!

What a happy coincidence, I was just listening to Things Fall Apart. So glad Built to Spill didn't fade out, fade out.

Nicholas Winding Refn + Christina Hendricks = Do not watch while eating Spaghettios.

More Jillian and her sexy outfits; Juggalo, Lou Albano, footy pajamas, Stephanie McMahan, now a velcro jumpsuit. Stop objectifying Jillian.

Her issue is them slipping off no matter how tight they are, which has nothing to do with sensitivity. Nicole needs clamps with teeth on them to bite down and keep them in place.

Poor Nicole, someone needs to tell her grip is more important than tightness when it comes to nipple clamps.

Is it weird that I'm more bothered by where the glory hole has been placed than I am that it's there at all? Right next to the toilet paper dispenser seems uncomfortable for either party.

This Week on Poor Martha:

This is correct. "Born With A Sound" is incredible.

The acceptable reason to skip "Electric Version."

You and me both, kid.

"You didn't know watermelons were red?" "No, who do I look like, Charles Frederick Andrus?"

Ray in the backseat was golden. "Just every car trip with Mama and Daddy, except I'm not getting hit with a fan belt."

I find the Hoffman twins extremely creepy.

Scott and PFT getting lost in the weeds recounting the Time Bobby canon and Scott says "Look, we're just fucking around."

I just bought Achtung… Baby! and Pop because of this podcast. I know that taste is subjective, but any list that doesn't include Achtung… Baby! or Pop is wrong.

"We said our prayers before bed. We didn't sex till we wed. We were proud young Americans!"

You're in my web now, I've come to wrap you up tight till it's time to bite down.

The PGA hates him.