Thank you, it bugged me the whole sketch that I couldn't put a name to his face.

If it takes waterboarding a five-year-old to keep America safe, well then that's what it takes.

HipsterDBag doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt!

"He touched my breast!" "Wah bah shabba dabba dooo! SHUT UP!!"

Advantage - Dave Franco.

Offline for maintainance. FML!

Lazy fucker could only muster a mere 6 LPs and 2 EPs last year.

"Our national healthcare system pays for abortions."

Brazzers

Frick!

"Waif Me" is 4Real how the Walmart version is listed.

I assume Wurster swapped out his drug addiction and replaced it with an addiction to work. I don't know how he juggles that crazy schedule though.

TERMINUS IS PEOPLE!!

My Jonathan Swift reference last week was mostly a joke. I wonder how that conversation started among the Terminus people. Shit's hitting the fan, fuck it let's start eating people.

No FCC fine for cable. Censoring language on cable has more to do with standards set by advertisers.

She didn't let little Judith out of her sight for the longest time. Babies are the most tender meat.

I do not envy Beck Bennett's Google search history.

It's all about context. There's a very famous sketch from the first season where Chevy Chase uses the N word in front of Richard Pryor. You can reference Westboro Baptist Church and "God Hates Fags" without being profane. Other so called "dirty words" don't have a context according to network censors other that being…

"Shit" and "Asshole" are regarded as profanity but "Dyke" is also a levee. In the right context dyke is just fine, it's just the way it's used. So it's safe to assume that if you use dyke in another context it's not as jarring as shit or asshole which on their own regardless of context are classified as swear words.…

If you've ever seen Lockup on MSNBC the Fleece "Booty Warrior" Johnson prison scene.