"the black" makes me uncomfortable.

You're not factoring in the flood of pussy that will follow this achievement.

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I need Alice, Montez, Waymand, and especially Jillian back in my life.

"I'm still not over Amy Winehouse" "You have the respect the sanctity of the RSVP" "What's painfully ironic about this is that I love weddings the most"
Hannibal killing it yet again.

Idris Elba from Luther or The Wire?

Sea Monkeys or GTFO!

I respected my parents privacy out of apathy and never wanting to catch my parents in the same situation Paige caught her parents.

Your mom can put the whole thing in her mouth! She must really like popsicles!

You say Hip-Hopera and I say I'm there. When will those crazy kids realize they are perfect for each other? Brody Stevens' bit could have gone on longer.
Joe Mande's million dollar idea needs to happen NOW! Where's the Kickstarter campaign or White House petition?

Marge: I am so sick of that story about finding an onion ring in your French fries! It was 20 years ago! Homer: That was my Woodstock!

Kevin Smith developing Fletch Won with Jason Lee starring dates back to at least 2001. Doesn't seem like a good sign if they are still trying to reboot this thing.

I'm coming as fast as I can!

That's exactly how Len Koenecke died!

The group lost a bunch of people at the farm. Then they went nomad for 7 months and didn't lose anyone. They take the prison and lose more people. That's what I was referring to.

Little girl, stop eating my sesame cake!

Bob: "I said ow, I didn't say stop." If I had a nickel…

It reminds me of when Andrea finally made it to the prison and all she asked about was Shane (because they fucked once and now he's dead) and Lori (so the others could tell her she's also dead). Carol was the only one to bring up T-Dogg and no one mentioned the half of Herchel's clan that was wiped out. You spent…

So did Maggie run out of room or run out of zombie blood for Beth's name? Or perhaps she forgot that her only remaining blood relative is also unaccounted for.

Her cover of I Found A Reason is pretty good.