I don't understand what you mean and I could really give a fuck.

What's a Nubian?

Zack & Miri is really just the story of how Clerks was made.

I love the idea of Al Goldstein and Bob Guccione arguing forever in the hereafter about who deserves credit for photographing and publishing girls peeing first.

Maybe the greatest thing I've read on here in weeks. Wiping my eyes while typing this.

You assume Al and the good folks at such a distinguished publication as Screw magazine were above golden showers.

I could have sworn Al Goldstein died years ago. Good on you sir, may the angels micturate upon you for eternity.

Never Forget: Scharpling declared Breaking Bad was a slightly better Sons of Anarchy. RIP Best Show.

Jane Adams (Yay! Please take my money right now) Mumblecore (Meh at best) and a B from the A.V. Club. What the fuck. I don't know what to do.

How to ruin Christmas, Run DMC, and Soul Coughing all in four minutes. Bang up job there, Doughty.

The scene with eggnog all over Carter's face. Holy shit! Really dark and fucked up.

"Don't make her pancakes. Have her make you pancakes." "Use the word 'idiot.'"

As a completest I welcome yet another opportunity to completely ignore this band.

Cookie, I think you're…

I'm beginning to think that this reunion isn't just about playing songs and having fun.

I appreciate Doug for swallowing the whistle and letting the players play. The Most Obnoxious Guest episodes should not be decided by the refs.

If the latter is true then who is the joke really on anyway?

I loved Doug stepping back and letting what happened to happen.

Do you hate joy?

Well the titty-painting and soundtrack certainly aren't overrated.