"Then again, as we learn tonight, Quinn isn’t actually her name."

Didn't you know? Carrie's going to co-star in REVENGE 2: REVENGE OF THE REVENGE. (The Revengers?)

Bran is Declan, naturally. That makes Robb Jack.

"Why does Conrad always keep things around that he knows to be useless? Other than you, of course."

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Rowan, if you're going to keep writing these reviews, you need to resist references to sloths in connection with Kristen Bell, or you're going to overdo it, House of Lies style.

I'll be honest: the recastings aren't messing me up at all. I've forgotten more than once that Liam is not Andy (which is not a debasement of the latter but rather appraisal of the former) and I completely forgot, going into this episode, that Naevia had been recast at all.

He ain't my momma, he can't tell me what to think or what I saw!

I think any more Doug/Clyde interactions might make me throw things. I'm not quite sure I can reconcile the blatant heteronormativity of Marty's workplace with his very real genderqueer kid at home. It's just really distracting to me.

**BUFFY SPOILERS**

The role of J. J. Abrams will be played tonight by Eion Bailey. (Seriously, he started talking about mysteries and boxes and all I heard was Abrams's TED Talk.)

"BE CLOONEY." It's like Barney Stinson married Jean-Ralphio and had a baby named Turtle.

Not to mention, ResidualVM can now play it all the way through (albeit with some minor glitches).

Incidentally, a 30-minute harmonica concert might get better ratings than The Firm.

Altair? Altair? Wherefore art thou, Altair?

IDK, I think "They're cocks. There's a big difference." is slightly more ridiculous than her snippy comment to the British dude about the American fantasy. But maybe that's just me.

If The Playboy Club actually turned into a mini Broadway musical each week, I would enjoy it a helluva lot more than I do now.

"With all that going on, Nora just feels like a lengthy waystation toward everyone coming clean with their true feelings."

It was indeed a Trail of Dead song
It was the extra-long intro for Will You Smile Again? from the good-but-not-great album Worlds Apart.

Summer Glau
It's imperative also to include the fact that Glau's character is a former dancer in her backstory. How else could she hold a ring of fire with her bare hands over a pool of water while doing the splits on a single wooden plank held up by two beach balls?