Yes, in my small town, I have missed the likes of Paramore, Fall Out Boy and kanye West. Now if you excuse, I have to listen to this new Benny Goodman diddy.

Nerdist Tom Hanks interview alone should make that top five worthy.

You sir are no Tasha Robinson. Because of the review….and because of your penis.

Katy Perry has bigger tits though. So…..wait, what were we saying?

Yeah, I pretty much am in the boat that thinks the hipster blogs built her up and they were also the ones to tear her down. I think she is a decent middle of the road artist that doesn't deserve either the praise or ire that she gets.

We want me to hate Pawn Stars? Best I can is indifference towards it.

Another F?! Man…why aren't I watching this show?!?!?!

They won't even be coming to Boston. They will be in Mansfield at Great Woods, I mean the Tweeter Center, I mean the Comcast Center. Of course they'll come out on stage and say "hello Boston", not realizing they are actually 40-50 miles south of there.

Yes, A- and B aren't that far apart (my mom would have disagreed when I was back in high school though). Okay Josh, so you were still partly in my head.

Oh, so Josh Modell is human sized? See, I didn't know that.

So strange, my ears heard an A- album. Oh Josh Modell, it is like you aren't in my head at all.

Or seeing someone's insides ripped to shreds by a 10 x 10 inch schlong.

Where the hell am I going to get my softcore fix now?   The Internet?  That's all just giant cocks and anal beads.

We've been trying to tell you forever, but you just don't listen!

I'm going to put on my flannel shirt and stream this bitch until Apple says, "seriously….stop streaming this"

Showtime should have instead ordered them to make a good show.   I mean, if they wield all of this power and all.

Well Masters of Sex has boobs, so you have to watch that.   As for Homeland, just look at a picture of Claire Danes crying and you've pretty much seen every episode.

Before kids, I could make lists with the best of them.  Now I'm all like.  "When does this movie come out on Netflix?  Oh, two years ago?"

Oh Rayna…..sweet sweet always naked in my dreams Rayna.

Yup.  She is now in my top five of girls that I would bang if they would just let me.