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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I actually liked Dead Silence.  It played like an unaired Tales from the crypt episode.

Yoga pants.  That's all I'm saying.

I loved Bioshock Infinite.  But, I found the gameplay to be a little repetitive.  It would have been nice to have some puzzle solving thrown in.  Instead it was walk, walk, AMBUSH, walk, walk, AMBUSH!!  "The streets are so quiet….no they're not, 100 people are trying to kill me!"

I will be going from Game of Thrones and Mad Men to True Blood and Dexter.  Hello brain, prepare to get stupider.

I click on Bunheads notifications nervously.

I don't know what the Fosters is, but I will break my TV so I don't accidentally watch it.

Absolutely.  I just remember yelling "holy shit!" multiple times during the last one.  I saw it home by the way.

Paul for me is the comeback kid of the show.  I thought he was boring eye candy for the ladies.  Now he is becoming badass eye candy for the ladies.

It was in the distance though.  We need foreground butt.

This trailer was so damn limp.  Maybe I should wait 15 to 30 minutes for it to kick in.

This settles it, when I start getting old, I am going to disappear into the forest and just gracefully drop dead.

Same here.  This is being handled pretty well as could be expected (would be nice if the other Marvel properties like XMen/Spider-Man weren't with other studios).  And Joss being involved with a show just makes me feel so stupidly happy.

Nashville is coming back!!  Which for me means I get to continue staring at Connie Britton!!!

I'll consider it.  I really will.

I have only hear it once through so far and I really dig it.  I am assuming this will get a lot of plays….until the new National album comes out.

Joe Truglio!!!

Mission Impossible 4 viewed at a real IMAX is one of my favorite film going experiences ever.  I am not against a fifth one.

Get Manny from Modern Family to be Batista's long lost son.  Have them run the restaurant together.  Have Aunt Debra make a cameo every so often to say "what the fucking fuck cock?!"  and then watch the cash money flow in.  This shit is a rainmaker.

I really love all of the ass in Orphan Black.