The problem is of course that in most areas, you can't ditch the cable companies.  I could give Comcast the finger and say, "I don't want your cable" but then have to turn around and say to Comcast, "What are my best Internet options now that I don't have cable packaged in?"

The problem is of course that in most areas, you can't ditch the cable companies.  I could give Comcast the finger and say, "I don't want your cable" but then have to turn around and say to Comcast, "What are my best Internet options now that I don't have cable packaged in?"

She does, but Goop goes on.

She does, but Goop goes on.

So if Papa Johns delivers the wrong pizza, who do I call?  Papa Johns or Taylor Swift?  I'm confused.

So if Papa Johns delivers the wrong pizza, who do I call?  Papa Johns or Taylor Swift?  I'm confused.

What if he had the wrong movie?  Is that possible?  I'm thinking no, but still.

What if he had the wrong movie?  Is that possible?  I'm thinking no, but still.

I think he is contractually obligated to keep bringing it up as penance for the film's grand financial failure.  I am assuming his final words on his death bed will be "Mars Needs Moms…."

I think he is contractually obligated to keep bringing it up as penance for the film's grand financial failure.  I am assuming his final words on his death bed will be "Mars Needs Moms…."

Thanks for the heads up.  My daughter actually does well when things get scary in movies.  I always figured if she could survive seeing Large Marge, she can survive anything.

Thanks for the heads up.  My daughter actually does well when things get scary in movies.  I always figured if she could survive seeing Large Marge, she can survive anything.

Are you crazy?  go buy yourself two!

Are you crazy?  go buy yourself two!

I got the highest grade in my screenwriting class for writing an episode of Alf that had  Mulder and Scully looking investigating a Melmacian alien sighting.

I got the highest grade in my screenwriting class for writing an episode of Alf that had  Mulder and Scully looking investigating a Melmacian alien sighting.

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus  don't feel bad for me.  They are actually pretty well done films (the animation in particular is shockingly well done and very creative for a straight to video film).  I generally don't let my daughters watch obnoxious things because I know I will be repeatedly…

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus  don't feel bad for me.  They are actually pretty well done films (the animation in particular is shockingly well done and very creative for a straight to video film).  I generally don't let my daughters watch obnoxious things because I know I will be repeatedly…

Wait, the Tinkerbell movie is playing in the theater where you are?  It is a direct to video movie here in the USA and it came out a few weeks ago.  My daughters have it on a constant loop at home.  A constant…..loop.

Wait, the Tinkerbell movie is playing in the theater where you are?  It is a direct to video movie here in the USA and it came out a few weeks ago.  My daughters have it on a constant loop at home.  A constant…..loop.