Things ARE awful here.  We have been waiting forever for the new iPhone and then there is the whole Community / Dan Harmon fiasco.  What happened to this country??

I know.  I read something like this and I think, "Is Santorum still in the race?"

I know.  I read something like this and I think, "Is Santorum still in the race?"

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$9 million doesn't cover Michael Bays hair products.

$9 million doesn't cover Michael Bays hair products.

Holy shit, that is perhaps my all time favorite ride.  mainly because I completely and utterly love everything about Jaws.

Holy shit, that is perhaps my all time favorite ride.  mainly because I completely and utterly love everything about Jaws.

I was going to take my daughter to see this, but judging by your summary, I may have to reconsider it for a minute or two.

I was going to take my daughter to see this, but judging by your summary, I may have to reconsider it for a minute or two.

Even stranger since she always seems to be pregnant.

Even stranger since she always seems to be pregnant.

Isn't he essentially the sole song writer in the band?  Were they stopping him from going into even more sensitive areas or something?

Isn't he essentially the sole song writer in the band?  Were they stopping him from going into even more sensitive areas or something?

My first movie was Return of the Jedi.  I was 4, almost 5.

My first movie was Return of the Jedi.  I was 4, almost 5.

Seriously.  That's like saying you lost your virginity to a late 90's Monica Belluci

Seriously.  That's like saying you lost your virginity to a late 90's Monica Belluci

Duh.