With any luck a Fraggle will poop/fart, and another Fraggle will make a joke about it, causing a "record-player-jarred-out-of-its-groove" sound effect that will, no doubt, be understandable and hilarious to a generation of children raised without record players!

Wasn't Justice League going to be covered by TV Club? Is that still happening?

Fuck, that's a good point.

I'd like to buy an "a," please.

I've gotta go with Levine here. It's not very convincing to talk trash about Levine's "crappy f*cking music" when you were willingly playing it up until the singer called you out on Twitter.

@ Toasterlad:

Is there a word in politics more actively aggravating and idiotic than "gotcha"?

I was lucky enough to see them at Irving Plaza for their American Slang release show, and was blown away by them. Looking forward to this.

Nutty evangelicals take up so much cultural bandwith because they're yelling so damned loudly about everything. They're obsessed with being seen and heard.

Wrong thread.

"Religion is retarded. It is very difficult to go beyond that barrier."

Steed Lankershim: "Clemmie, I've enjoyed being in a semi monogamous relationship with you for ten years… Your tits look great."
Clementine: "Steed, when two dynamic people get together, there's a whole lot of dynamite. And I promise to stay married to you until we both decide we don't want to do it any more."

She was a favorite of mine on Reno. Glad to see Bridesmaids is helping her career.

Apparently, the hate for Mario Lopez is firey enough that no one wishes CancerAids on Mr. Reinhold.

Russ Cargill: "Damn it! Well, then you find 'em, and you get 'em back in the dome! And to make sure nobody else gets out, I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24-7! I want 10,000 tough guys, and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher! And here's how I want them arranged: tough, soft,…