I wish I'd said that. (frowny face)

Or a champion of chicken rights.

Stanley has such a weird fantasy, though. Stanley's reliving his failed effort and also fantasizing about what would have happened if it worked. I bet he would have adored those Choose Your Own Adventure books!

I think she did okay in "Seven Psychopaths", she was funny. Though it was rather a thankless part.

My MVP for this episode is Michael Chiklis. He put in a heartfelt pink cupcake performance. I hope for his career that someone was paying attention.

I love that one so much, as well as Polyester!

I believe this particular episode is the one I'm most ashamed of watching. Violence against a naughty whore—echhh. Maiming by botched suicide attempt—echhh. "I will give a big prize to the freak with the most horrifying and pathetic life, and that prize is to give up life!" Echhh. It's like eating an entire…

"Turner and Hooch" probably has a lot of hooches.

It would still work for me. Maybe Radiohead would be willing to let them change the one word, if they got paid.

That's good. If I didn't know she was going for Baltimore, I would have guessed something Scandinavian.

I agree.. Kathy Bates is owning this show.

That's pretty unusual. But if I were you I'd feel proud, and use it as an icebreaker in social situations. I don't have any tricks at all up my sleeve, so I wouldn't mind having a unique finger of my own.

It seems like having an autograph wouldn't be all that unusual these days. If one of my parents had gotten one, that would have been more impressive, is what I'm saying. In the early nineties, I told proudly told some girls I had gotten Lyle Lovett's autograph the night before after spotting him in a restaurant. …

I've been on a John Waters binge recently. Since all the movies I watched took place in Baltimore, I am quite surprised by this idea of a Baltimore accent Kathy Bates has cooked up. Not one of Divine's friends, neighbors, enemies, or lovers sounded like that.

Dressing Meep up as a damn Muppet, might as well be wearing a "Murder Me" sign.

Christ, why didn't that happen?!

Holey smokes, Lester wearing a tee-shirt under his pajama top. That made me cringe so hard. Good for the show, he and Barb were a lovely and awkward complicated couple, and there really weren't any jokes made at the expense of their awkwardness. It was nice to see this match fall slowly into place, because I really…

You know what would be much more fun than a debate? Getting black-out drunk and "raping" myself. Damn, I'm sexy.

Look, I'm a woman, and a fan of this movie. But I'm sick of this conversation. I don't want to have to explain all the ways I'm not pro-rape, because I know I am not pro-rape and I don't get why I'm required to have to explain or prove it or whatever. Bye, then.

It now finally occurs to me to ask if you were being sarcastic? If so, I'm sorry…..? My brain hurts.