Ooh, perfect choice!

Hey, I just checked my lady parts for cobwebs. Good news: I'm in the clear!

Too bad, because that could be the all-boys version of "The Hunger Games." Dystopian films are all the rage, and now would probably be a good time to make it.

Yewts?

We never got any follow-up on that dog's injuries in the following episode! We don't know if he had stitches and has to wear that silly cone around his neck! WTH!!1!!

I would not want to be in that movie and misspell Chigurh's name. He probably wouldn't even bother flipping a coin.

But…but…Malvo's a white male!
Seriously, enough of this anti-hero jazz, critics. Stop trying to put things into little boxes, it's kinda pompous.

Definitely, this is the episode that won me over. No more dragging my heels on checking out the episodes out on my DVR.

Just, I can't remember ever running into that sort of thing before. Well, except "Breaking Bad" maybe.

No, pigs! It's gonna be scary…

The season one episodes on DVD looked much clearer to me than they did as they were airing, thank heavens. I hope the same happens whenever season two is on DVD. I was so frustrated by the scenes in the first Jeremy Davies episode—"Please don't go in that dark barn! Dammit!!"

I'm sorry Korea and Japan.

Well, according to Eddie Izzard, humans taste of chicken. And chickens taste of human. But hell if I know… Anyway, I would think if anyone could tell he was NOT eating a human, it would be Hannibal. It seems really risky to try to trick him.

I must be the only one who finds the soundtrack intrusive sometimes. The dramatic percussive sounds, anyway.

I'm obviously unfamiliar with Korean cuisine, because these episode titles baffle me and sometimes crack me up.

Verger treats objects like pigs!

Don't you just hate when that happens? Why can't they use the door like everybody else?

Killer pig, killer pig
Does whatever a killer pig does

Windows 8.1 plus disqus is the perfect recipe…for misery. If only it were human and added to Hannibal's recipe file.

He's a very naughty boy.