Or this: "Miriam caught Miriam, and is the Chesapeake Ripper."

Would they really kill Jack? Hmmph. We can't have nice things!

What's more, he's a guy still recovering from someone having played a game of Operation with a few of his internal organs. If he runs too hard, something might rupture, maybe?

Can I do that without watching "The Walking Dead"? Maybe I can just write "Carl" on a voodoo doll and drop it down the garbage disposal?

I agree with you in that I'm annoyed by Hannibal outsmarting everyone so far this season. He's shown to have a plan A, a plan B, a plan C, on and on and on, and it's not particularly nuanced character-building. It's beginning to make Jack Crawford, in particular, look foolish. And it's not doing much for Alana…

They really listened to me!

Cool, I got logged out again!

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"Monty, you terrible c—t!" from the film "Withnail and I" will always be funny to me. I wonder if that's because it's so British.

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Hannibal thought, "Everyone fills up on animal appetizers, plenty of human main course leftovers for me and my lady friend."

I wouldn't either at this point!

Damn, I didn't even notice that sloppy detail about the powder-sending marine! That's a pretty bad mistake! I rather think HOC doesn't really have the nerve to address abortion in any relatable way. ("Ooh, Claire had three abortions," gasps the audience. "She's such a great villain!")

Say…if this was like AHS, they could bring back all the actors whose characters have died, and have them play totally different characters! Everyone could be ghosts, witches, or demons!

Oh brother. So all the Rachel stuff might result in jack s—-t next season? That would be super lame, I would slap this show so HARD if that happened.

She might be tempted to sniff a piece of cheesecake!

Gwyneth! I'm so sad, I feel like pigging out on a few bean sprouts!

I knew a 20 year old guy who really identified with "I Want Love." I think it's a song about wanting a simple, comforting relationship during a period in your life when you feel lost. It's lovely. "American Triangle" is great too. The aching vocals are just perfect for the lyrics.

This has nothing to do with anything, but long ago I decided that if I ever were to be in a cheesy cover band, its name would be Jennie and the Bets.

Yeah, why this picture? I don't read album reviews very often, because how can words really explain how music sounds—but can't they get the right picture? (Hint: something flashy)