If that's true, he should go back to Denmark.

I love the credits music.

I officially have a crush on Michael Kelly. My God, every single word he says sounds sexy, even when Doug is being creepy. Some people have bedroom eyes… Michael Kelly has a bedroom voice.

I feel like one of the Downton Abbey's pigs shat in my head! Because I'm on Downton Abbey!

That's wonderful! I hope his character gets to be hilariously snide, with many outraged, indignant, possibly vulgar outbursts.

Got it for free on my Kindle! I'm gonna start tonight. Madness by morning, I guess.

Before! After! Before! After!

Maybe that guy was too defensive, but damned if didn't look like the other side was talking in circles. "Bad question! No we won't answer it you sexist!" So, if I ask that question as a woman, I suppose that means I've betrayed my entire gender. Whoopee.

Why is Marnie just called out for her looks so much, anyway? I know and have known very pretty women, and they put their pants on one leg at a time like anyone else. It doesn't define them. I guess I'm missing something here.

Marnie is not a good chum. (Sorry…)

Hannah's pantsuit, or whatever that was, blew my mind. She gets off the bus and I'm instantly wondering how she found it.

He's coddling her, I guess. And she seems pretty tolerant of his nonsense, too. I could see finding comfort in a (mostly) unchallenging relationship like that.

Oh my, yes.

I feel ya. The character is so peevish, and probably another actress would make that more fun to watch?

I wish I saw deeper levels in Marnie the way everyone else seems to. I just think she's in a funk for no good reason lately. She's looking for intimacy, and yet I get this "I vant to be alone" vibe from her.

Marty's disappointment in front of a mirror may be "on-the-nose" for the reviewer, but it's the most subtle moment of despair I'd like to see on TV this week. For the sake of my own peace of mind. Damn, this show is grim. But it's amazing.

So, does Michael Kelly really get some good scenes this season? Because his character is the only one I truly enjoyed watching last season, other than Stoll as Russo. (I'm a big girl, so I can handle spoilers…)

I had the most love for Violet and Isobel in this one. The DC—I hated to see her so frail. And then playing cards; Maggie Smith totally shined, playing girlish delight. Also, I wish Isobel was my auntie!

He's got a little Mr. Darcy thing going on, and I don't mind that. From snooty to smitten, it's nothing new but it's been fun to watch so far.

It took a long time, but I soured on House so bad. The showrunners were really keen on their "people don't change" mantra, so the reset button was hit constantly.