Ah yes….It's mandatory to know every line from "The Room" by heart.

Will shall suffer more this season? It almost seems like that would be too challenging for an actor to play—to me it felt like Will had been reduced to a walking collection of raw nerves at the end of last season. Boyfriend needs to have a nice day for once or it will hurt ME.

I actually wondered if Jessa was doing a Beautiful Mind thing, like she somehow fantasized about hanging out with Withnail in order to make her stay bearable.

Damn, I can't believe I didn't know that was Taystee.

Cue Willy Wonka: You can even eat the dishes…

Maybe it's just me, but I didn't like how Mrs Hughes constantly scolded Ethel the whole time she was helping her. I really like her, but man she can be harsh sometimes.

I didn't much like it either. Maybe that was just a fashionable thing back then, vocalists trying to sound very tame and dull to keep people from having too much fun dancing.

I too felt an awkwardness about Tom's dilemma and Rose with the bandleader. Not much weight thrown behind these scenes. The show wants to make a nodding acknowledgement of how lucky we are not to live in that era, but it also doesn't seem to want us to side against any of the protagonists involved. (At least not…

Just a conspiracy of cartographers.

My mom, on the other hand, got a DVR years before I did. And taught me iTunes stuff.

I agree, but mostly I want to compliment you on your LOL Cat language skillz.

It did?!! FFS, that sounds yucky.

At least I can finally enjoy the radiance that is Anna Torv again. I have a girl crush on her.

I wish I could say the same. Many's the time I tried to doctor my insomnia with it to no avail. I don't think even a Spalding cocktail could kill it.

Something something ghost sex? Hell if I know!

I was rather bored by the first season, which I streamed. But when I got it up to try Asylum, I binged the hell out of it! It was amazing that it worked at all, but it did.

If AHS is worthy of the fine commentary and analysis I see in these reviews, may I cautiously recommend "Banshee"? It's on Cinemax, so it's probably under the radar. But it's kinda ridiculous and fun. Bonus: sex 'n' violence, noir-style!

She makes witchery seem depressing, too.

It could even tie in with "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"—which starred KEVIN McCarthy! Hmmm, there could be potential, you're right.

Yes, exactly! The cuddly couple has never had the slightest domestic disagreement up to now.