Either I'm dumber than usual today, or it's tricky to find my profile on my Kindle. (What's that? Well, my mom says I'm cool…)

He is officially my new Agent Broyles!

I hope my Mom is watching the show. She'd get a real kick out of it. Anyway I'll email her to make sure. And yes, I have no idea how to describe it.

I found the film with the boy and the dog on YouTube! It's called "Clown." Directed by Richard Balducci. After you've seen all 14 minutes of it, betcha you'll be in tears.

I remember a teacher telling us how she preferred Han to Luke in terms of cuteness. Why she brought that up, well, I've forgotten…

Ha! Sad films with animals will bring on the tears for sure.

In grade school, I had this cruel teacher who showed us film strips. Here's why it was cruel: They both helped cement my reputation as a crybaby. One was about this little boy who walked all over town trying to find his lost dog. When he found it, he saw that it had been adopted by a blind man; the kid decided to…

Jerks! They owe you a Coke for that!

As I wrote above, those are "fat and skinny witches who are nude." It seems like they weren't pin-ups, which is a nice trick.

I saw that one! Everyone had to bring notes home to their parents. The note warned that the movie featured "fat and skinny witches who are nude." The exact wording, so poetical, I remember the note so much more than the movie…

Some girl friends of mine rented it, in college. They had never seen a porn video and they did it for a lark (it was 1988 at the time). As soon as they saw Stallone in it, they shrieked in horror and quit watching. The wimpy little things.

Surely everyone is aware of Stallone as "The Italian Stallion"? Uh huh, he starred in a porno pre-fame.

Personally, I'd rather not.

Maybe it's the way it's the way it's framed that gives me this impression, but in the screen shot it looks like two Dr. Horns could sit comfortably in the chair that holds one Aaron.
Back on topic, if Horn's gonna go, it seems likely that they wouldn't show him putting that powder in the glass of water for nothing…

Toothless?

That makes for a better story than my idea of Alex being transferred to a prison for the criminally insane. Or dying from toxic DIY eyeliner.

Orange you glad there are so many orange related jokes?

Ah,, yes, that makes sense. Much more period accuracy out there.

Oh, wow, a severed head would make for some awful phantom pain. Phantom itch, too.

I'm willing to bet a good designer could be found who could recreate Ichabod's mode of dress, maybe a geeky tailor could be a character on the show. "Cool, man! Beats making costumes for the Ren Fest!"