How does this silly cartoony show get so many prestigious actors in it?  I'm truly curious.

The first sign of psychopathy is rooting for Walter White.  The second less important sign is childhood animal torture.

@Douay-Rheims-Challoner  If you've seen it, how do you rate it?

"Derek" with Ricky Gervais has come out on Netflix, but I haven't watched it yet and I've read almost nothing about it anywhere.  I assume it's a comedy…maybe a dark comedy, since it's him.

How about linking to the IMDb user comments that helpfully point out "LOL anyone who likes this movie or show is a *beep* idiot LOL that actress is *beep* ugly"?

"Ha ha!  It's a good thing we now have [INSERT FANTASTICAL FUTURE TECHNOLOGY] to prevent such accidents, much unlike what we used back then for space travel!  Ha ha!"

Belgians!

Stomp loudly.

IFT:  I forgot Ted!  Seriously, I forgot all about him.

But, doesn't the fact that I have a stupid imagination count for anything?   

"I love that guy!  He owes me money!"

Poor thing.  Somebody, please get her on Chantix.

That song seems to be dedicated to Jesse!  (If Walt was feeling sentimental, and drunk.)

I think he was pretty impressed by her efficiency, and he thought her aversion to seeing bloody corpses was adorable.

I actually thought he'd say something like,  "Mr. White?  How'd you do dat?"  Which doesn't make sense, but…

Lydia the tattooed lady was great.  As if Lydia would get a tattoo…I don't think she could sit still long enough for the procedure, even.

Satisfying endings are pandering, fantastical endings are unearned, dark endings are a betrayal of the audience, yikes.  I'm sure people will always come up with ways to be disappointed with a thing.  But I got no complaints.  Todd had a great death BTW.

I blurt out misunderstood one-liners during sex.

I actually have a Need for Speed game for my PlayStation 2, and it amuses me to see that people built a movie plot around the concept.

He takes cooking lessons, to make his dear lasagna.