How could they forget about the Spin Doctors?

Why not both?

Featuring James Franco as Lazlo.

Bill Paxon drives around running people over for two hours before attacking a police helicopter.

When was that?

The demons possess your Xbox live account when you first install the game. If you get a used version you'll have to buy a new demon code.

I think he was the singer of that band Live.

I like them but that was clearly the best name to use.

It reminds me of the Grammys. When someone I like actually wins one my thoughts are "uh, cool I guess?" It doesn't change my opinion on the meaninglessness of the award.

You're telling me that Diarrhea Planet isn't getting in?

You're forgetting the middle step, Avenged Sevenfold, surely someone must have something to say about that.

Look, I simply asked myself when I was going to have the opportunity to punch Marilyn Manson in the face again and couldn't risk that he'd bail on thanksgiving again.

Is Axe to Fall really any more accessible than the other albums? I love them all.

Modern Life Is War is a better M choice.

Maybe they are going to use them in some kind of voodoo curse to wipe the song out of existence, who would be the dummy then?

I thought Mucus Paradigm' s first album was ok but they should have never signed with Warner Brothers.

Never really listened to them before but I really like that song "Air." I'll definitely check this out.

Most of these actually are funny, except for the dog one, that's taking it too far.

I was hoping this was a newswire about Replacements songs being used in ads for timeshares.

A great way to save money on booking a festival is to book an artist with a very similar name to a well respected musician, people assume it's a typo, but you can only get away with it so many times. Eventually no one shows up when you book Nine Inch Nells, TRUST ME.