That comment had a lot of heart but "Football in the Groin" had a football in the Groin.

Can my roommate be a fat guy that thinks he's Taylor Swift?

Hey everybody, an old man is talking.

DON'T MIND IF I DO!!

I heard they have it on computers now.

SHUT UP FLANDERS!

I can definitely remember thinking "next year I'll be as old as Bart."

HEY LOOK! ITS AVCLUB COMMENTER CAPPADOCIUS!!!!!!

Since like everyone else I stopped watching for about 12 seasons, I'm expecting someone to tell me they've already dated other people many times.

Seriously, who actually wants to see Homer or Marge dating someone else. This is screwing with the heart of the show and is worse than some of the illogical stuff they've done like panda rape or last week's non Halloween show. Are we going to have a scene in Moe' s where Homer drunkenly tells Barney that he regrets…

Murder By Death "As Long As There's Whiskey in the World"

Lana Del Rey "Young and Beautiful"

I saw that Chimpmunks movie. He's not too big to fail.

Fortune cookies are never wrong.

How about all Titos? There's Jackson, Puente, uhhh . . . Well I'm paying him, I shouldn't have to do the research.

You expect his meth dealing clients to keep bankers hours? Besides they aren't just going to pay $11.99 a month to see Taxi Cab Confessions when the lawyer already gets it free because he knows a guy at comcast.

Reginald VelJohnson punching David Cross in the face might be a very successful Kickstarter. The money could go to legal fees.

Shut up, Braff!

Since its a prequel show, he could just be in his office watching old episodes and talking about how great it is for an hour.

$200! That better be the best mix tape I ever heard.