DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!!!!!!

No Simpsons references make Homer something something.

They just quoted the wrong show, GET 'EM!!

That's a cow's heart! They're trying to make a monkey outta you.

What's that about Falco?

Sure, you could vote for the guy who made you get insurance. . . BORING . . . or you could vote for me, Mitt Romney, and receive a free download code for the Interview starring James Franco, the lovely Lizzie Caplan, and everyone's favorite stoner Seth Rogan. Have a night for yourself on your old buddy Mitt, you can…

My DVD copy will be worth tens of dollars!

Whatever grandpa, go back to listening to dinosaur bands like the White Stripes.

It's true, we're so lame!!

I was thinking about that exact thing earlier, I'm not afraid that north Korea is going to do anything but I am afraid of the rednecks itching for their big chance to be a hero.

Maybe he was so high he started to wonder about that bit Colbert did before the interview.

I wonder if they'll be able to get the classic Cannibal Corpse lineup to play for the ceremony.

Modest Mouse was good before Float On, they're good during Float On, and they are good after it too.

I would definitely watch a Hercules movie starring Lutz.

I'd assume I was being Punk'd.

This is cool, I'm sure there's something in there worth checking out that I don't have already.

Imagine if you heard someone say that out loud.

That sounds cool.

You just know something is going to happen in January that will be perfect for him to parody and that's when we'll realize well never see 'Colbert' again.

Maybe CBS lets him hire more writers than he had at CC?