On this the 6th day of November in the year 2014, I, gocrazy, hereby declare myself king of that island of grass they left unpaved in the parking lots of the world. Surely no one owns them, they'd be part of the parking lot if they did.

Can't you learn to take a fucking joke?

When they outlaw stage diving only outlaws will stage dive.

The doctor said I got cancer and the only cure is MOOORE
STAAAAGGGEEE
DIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEESSSSSSSS

I WANNA SEE DUDES JUMPING OFF OTHER DUDES

ACTIVATE THE PIT

There needs to be a variable for when the singer shouts something like "MAKE SOMEBODY BLEED", "I NEED MORE STAGEDIVES", or "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT, OMAHA"

That'll show that crusty old Dean.

Facts, smacks.

I thought Sgt Peppers was the sound of Sgt Peppers on acid.

That still wouldn't make it a good album, they'd have to cut the repetition out of every song and replace it with guitar solos.

Didn't know that part, I just figured he didn't have regular glasses with him. That excuse seems rather implausible.

Isn't that exactly why the guy they detained said he was wearing them?

Seriously, it's way too positive about KFC.

I've bought a lot of used books with really personal stuff inscribed in them. One day, after I die, somebody might read them and think, "Whoa, who was Amy? She really loved him," or "I never even knew he went to Dublin. I didn't know him at all."

I read that like you had stolen Eric Karros's signed copy of Harry Potter.

That's when someone's love of BBQ makes them endearing, right?

Webster's Caves on after New Girl, only on Fox!

An article entitled "Only dumb people listen to Beyonce" turned out to be clickbait? I'm shocked, shocked.

What? Was he wearing a wig? This is the most interested I've ever been in that band.