I'd fuck her!
Now if only we could all roll our dicks into one, it'd be physically possible!

Also, Jackass 3D is coming out and I will never in my fucking life buy a 3D TV.

Does this mean you've seen The Human Centipede? And if so, can you review it here for those of us who don't live in the US/live in the US but don't have premium cable?

STOP SAYING FRACKIN! IT'S FUCKING STUPID! STUUUUUUPID!!!

'Holy Shit' applies to this episode better than when my priest took a shit on my chest.

I agree that this is the scariest movie since Alien. Both movies were extremely effective in conveying the feel of the environment. The scenes with the girls squeezing through tiny tunnels made me feel noticeably nervous.

@Stacy512. 'Frackin' is a really stupid word, please refrain from ever using it again. Why dumb down one of the best words in the English language?

You're a criminal?

Although I must add, Defendor didn't even scratch the surface of Hamilton's grit. A transexual (probably prostitute) was with the delivery guy when we wanted burgers late one night, and gave us a free beer! On another occasion my friends and I unwillingly hung out with a skinhead for a whole night (complete with…

You would be right.

Why thank you for the affirmation, you vaginal prolapse. Good day to you.

I strongly agree with that statement. A+ for me as well. I have been loyal to South Park for its entire run now, however I only managed to watch the first few seasons sporadically because I was about 10 years old and had an early bedtime. The first episode I ever watched was "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" (season 1,…

This is an amazing fucking movie
you cunts.

ur gay, lol

I farted…
and none of you have the pleasure of smelling it.

First?
First.

Ever since…
I started taking this new medication, masturbation has been an embarrassing exercise in flailing.