You're not seriously asking, right?

Goonie goo goo

NetWorth * (HisAge - HerAge) + InverseAttractivenessRatio * .001 / BMI = DickSizeInInches

Wasn't it "I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee?"

Three Predators and a Baby

Thanks for policing the thread, Officer. Am I free to go?

I'm not an IT guy, so is it possible to fact-check a WikiLeaks release of "hacked" emails? Some of the most damaging stuff in the Podesta emails sounds flat out made up.

I know, right? That song should be called "Born To Run Half-Marathons."

That's why you want your wife to make friends with single moms.

Has anyone ever been miserable while experiencing schadenfreude? Did I just blow your mind?

I was just telling Sean Hannity on the phone yesterday that I knew Trump was a loser from the gitgo.

Seth Meyers has a sweet offer for him.

Count your blessings. Cruz, Rubio, even Bush might have given Hillary a run for her money. Trump was always doomed to lose the general.

Q: why no work?

ectokinesis, you poor speller!

Trump supporters are neatly defined by the phrase "They like the cut of his jib." They have no fucking clue what that means in the real world, but it sounds good.

"Not pictured: Burnett reaching for hand sanitizer."

Which one?

The casting calls for this are gonna look like Saturday farmer's market in Manila.

Her none too subtle point was that, as he probably had little to do with the day-to-day business of child-rearing, she had NOTHING good to say about Donald Trump himself.