Hey, Moneyball got a four-star rating from Ebert.

I'd still bang Fergie.

How long before we have one of these articles about the Indiana Jones franchise?

I was just listening to Abbey Road today….holds up incredibly well. Not that we need any more fawning about The Beatles

You have lost possession of  your Yiddish CUP.

I like how Ernie Hudson isn't even credited in the trailer.

I wish my Mom was a Bio-Mom.

I had a substitute teacher who did nothing but show us a movie and sit in the corner drinking a huge jug of water. Only until I was much older did I understand why.

Were you guys in sleeping bags?

I remember watching True Lies when I was like 8 and my Mom turning it off during the striptease.

So you're 13?

HE SHALL BE SHUT UP…WHEN IT IS I WHO AM MAD!

*rimshot*

I SURE HOPE HE DOESN'T SHOW UP AND START BASHING US…

Past?

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I'm not sure they abandoned the evil zombie thing. What I got out of that was, thematically, there is no absolute evil. Even if you're infected, you still have a choice.

Well, isn't it?

Poochy from Yoshi's Island?

Nazi Punks, Nazi Punks, Nazi Punks FUCK OFF