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Exactly, easily the best Happy Madison movie. Once we were actually supposed to start caring about the characters….we get Little Nikki

Fucking boxing
it is what it is man. Fuck it.

Whatever, I'd rather watch Moonwalker than Purple Rain. Sorry folks, Purple Rain sucks. Just 90 minutes of smoke machines, bad hair, and terrible songs (yes I said terrible songs, other than When teh Doves Cry, and the title track which is ok)

Also, even though I am no longer a Christian, I would love to see This Present Darkness made into a movie. Only if it's big budget, though. No Kirk Cameron D-list bullshit. The lead demon, I think his name was Razul? freaked me out as a kid. Nowadays I'd probably just think of him as a badass with a huge sword.

I, too, was raised a fundamentalist Christian, and I read This Present Darkness, Piercing the Darkness, and The Oath as a young teen.

Question my sexuality all you want, but Christina's boobs are too big and gross. Probably veiny as well. And I bet dating a woman with a back brace later on in life will be really sexy.

What happend to
Gay Cowboys eating Pudding? Did the release date get pushed back?

Drop him in and flush like in Nip/Tuck

I can't believe i had to trudge through 8 pages to see Akira mentioned. Polyrhythms all up in this bitch

What babe?

FO' BROTHAS

Mr-K, this ring any bells?

Poo Poo!

Let me actually try and describe Leno:

AV Club approved!

If I recall, Jon Stewart was doing most of the mugging. Like, silent film levels of mugging.

Lopez
I watched the first few minutes of Lopez! Tonight

There was literally nothing better as a 4th grader then setting a proximity mine in the bathroom stall on that one map and having some poor bastard come through the ventilation shaft and BAM

The local pub?

I bet Christine O'Donnel
is freaky in the sack. Plus, she's kind of hot.