*makes sarcastic comment about 4chan whilst barely disguising his seething jealousy of the power they wield on the internet*

No one is immune to Marilyn Manson's brilliant bon mots:

Informeeeeeer
A now say dlsfhlskdjds Licky BOom BOom Down
Yo know say i say a wanna take a licky BOom Boom DOOOOOWN

Anyone who still says "meh" deserves to be drawn and quartered.

You Forgot
"I Fucked My Sister in the Pooper" - Donny Osmond

Gooflumps!
I remember reading a book called "Gooflumps" in fifth grade or something, a parody of Goosebumps. It was called "Stay Out of the Bathroom"

This Present Darkness
Growing up in a Christian household, I read several Frank Peretti books. ANyone else? I always thought it would make a kickass movie.

Carlos "You're Afraid to Laugh!" Mencia

Coming Soon:
At the Movies 3000 with RoboEbert and Gene Siskel's head-in-a-jar.

She has a dick. Ask Bill Murray

Why don't you guys get off your asses and go see some of these movies and decide for yourself whether or not they deserve that B, instead of sitting there sniping "waaah it didn't look that good from the trailer"

They all love me going in.

Actually, it is possible for a woman to go back in time. Just travel to the Middle East *rimshot*

Fuck that. 1995 - 2000, the GOLDEN AGE of boy bands, my friends. Imagine smelling Joey Fatone's sweatpants after an hour set

I'd go back and fuck my Mom around the time she conceived me. What would happen?

Go back to 1982. Kill George Lucas. Spend five years skull fucking him

I'd like to go to Japan, circa 1600. The Shogunate will be mine. It is my karma.

Ebert's lying. He secretly wants to go back to when he first met Siskel, and relive those days again, just jawing around with his old pal.

Has anyone read George Starostin's site?

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But what of Tim Curry and his Transylvanian citizenship?