And that would be the happiest moment George-Michael would ever experience in his entire life.

And that would be the happiest moment George-Michael would ever experience in his entire life.

GOB turned on the television and saw an advertisement for a new show called Hot Cops: Orange County, in which some of the actors looked familiar.

GOB turned on the television and saw an advertisement for a new show called Hot Cops: Orange County, in which some of the actors looked familiar.

@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus hoped she would understand his true feelings when he took her to see a new art film, Les cousins dangereux.

@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus hoped she would understand his true feelings when he took her to see a new art film, Les cousins dangereux.

And now the story of a wealthy man who lost everything, and then got it back, and then lost it again, and the three marriages he tried to keep together.

And now the story of a wealthy man who lost everything, and then got it back, and then lost it again, and the three marriages he tried to keep together.

Unfortunately for the casting directors looking to fill the role of Diner Patron #4, Tobias had recently seen Ashton Kutcher in the film jOBS and, intimidated by Kutcher's screen presence, had lost faith in his own ability as a performer.

Unfortunately for the casting directors looking to fill the role of Diner Patron #4, Tobias had recently seen Ashton Kutcher in the film jOBS and, intimidated by Kutcher's screen presence, had lost faith in his own ability as a performer.

He was far from the best.

Featuring six duets with his puppet, Franklin, "GOB for the Holidays" was not the success its creator had planned.

Featuring six duets with his puppet, Franklin, "GOB for the Holidays" was not the success its creator had planned.

Over the course of its storied history, Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution had made a cool $35.

Over the course of its storied history, Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution had made a cool $35.

Buster, still uncomfortable with the hook which had replaced his hand and still convinced he was a monster, ran down the hallway and found himself on the set of The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer.

Buster, still uncomfortable with the hook which had replaced his hand and still convinced he was a monster, ran down the hallway and found himself on the set of The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer.

Meanwhile, Tobias, eager to prove to his wife that he was a man with a keen sense of fashion, had entered a clothing store called "Fashions for Men," and was astonished at what he found.

Meanwhile, Tobias, eager to prove to his wife that he was a man with a keen sense of fashion, had entered a clothing store called "Fashions for Men," and was astonished at what he found.

Had he been Jack the Ripper he would have soothed himself in a most unsavory way. But instead, he just sat in his car and ate a whole thing of candy beans.