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Apparently her last words were, "Just do one thing for me. . . get Moose and Squirrel!"

I thought it was a CGI Mel Torme.

I'm still wondering what the significance of 1956 was — that's way too early for Laura Palmer to have been born (which would have been in the early 1970's). Maybe Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan was born in 1959)?

Am I the only one who found it really sad that after getting rid of Leo, Bobby and Shelly finally did get married — only to get divorced?

It's nice to know that I'm not the only one who, whenever he hears the term "nanotechnology," gets a mental image of Robin Williams.

Some of us still think that the Kaiser Wilhelm - Zelda Fitzgerald - Jelly Roll Morton team was the best set of voices ever for Mickey, Minnie, and Goofy.

"June Foray did everything that Mel Blanc did, except backwards and in high heels."

No ifs, ands, or butts about that one.

I can't believe that anyone could have watched Dick van Dyke's performance without cringing.

The thing about Anthony Hopkins in blackface is that the Americans who were paying for it wanted James Earl Jones, and the British producers wouldn't allow anyone but a British actor. . .

And yet that "Complete Shakespeare" they did in the late 1970's and early 1980's was overall so aggressively mediocre. . .

Please tell me that this time around, all Cockneys will be played by actors whose attempts at the accent do not make us cringe.

Thanks for ruining for all of us the Game of Thrones finale in which a TIE fighter crash lands off the coast of King's Landing, and David Warner (who is dressed as a wizard) steps out, wades ashore, looks around, and announces with a sigh, "Ninety years ago I was a freak. Today, I'm an amateur."

Reread what the Book of Samuel has to say about people who took the ark without permission, and maybe you'll change your mind.

Giuliani was one of Trump's early supporters, and it was apparently his friends in the New York office of the FBI who leaked the information that forced Comey's hand in the last week of October. Apparently he was one of those useful idiots (see: Chris Christie) who actually thought that he would get something in

Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

I think that he isn't so much the "Chachi" as the "Great Gazoo[*]" or at best the "Cousin Oliver."

That's because NYC is prickly. No one's going to vote for someone who's hard to get along with.

I think that we can all agree that the best part of his speech was when he reminded the assembled Boy Scouts, "If you're looking for adventure of a new and different kind, and you come across a Girl Scout who is similarly inclined, don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared — Be Prepared!"

Just remember — Joey Five Cents!