You do know that all of the evidence before us indicates that Kobach does not know how count, I hope.

I always thought that it was Steve Smith of The Red Green Show.

I hate to burst your bubble (or whatever), but that was a body double, not Britt Ekland.

If, for some reason, decades’ worth of horror movies on the subject have yet to convince you that going out into an isolated area with no cellphone service alone and unarmed is a recipe for brutal murder, Australian writer-director Damien Power’s Killing Ground might be the deciding factor.

That joke has already been massively repeated.

Then they should know that it's basically impossible to design a blindfold that completely blocks your vision — there's invariably a gap at the sides of your nose.

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It's kind of funny how the Republicans manage to find war heroes who turn out to be awful once they are in office — you can go back to Grant, if you like.

"I'm not a decent guy, but I play one on TV."

When exactly did McCain stand up to Trump? Was it when he announced that he was opposed to Trumpcare? Was it when he voted against the confirmation of Betsy DeVos? Was it when he called Trump's economic policies "a snow job intended to make the rich richer and the poor even more screwed than they are now"? Was it…

Can I just say that that is the most bizarre color that I have ever seen for something that calls itself gazpacho?

One of the advantages of being old (as "old" is defined nowadays) is that when you were young, it was in fact possible to See Europe on $20 a day, especially if you had a Eurailpass and were willing to take overnight trains in order to save on the cost of a room in a hostel. Not to mention that being young means that…

Doesn't that rather depend on how long the episodes are? There's certainly enough material for ten 10-minute episodes.

I would say one of the two best haunted house movies of all time, the other being The Innocents, which likewise wins lots of points for staying close to the source material (even if Deborah Kerr was about 20 years too old for the part of the naive young governess).

Netflix, not sane, stood by itself against the Hollywood Hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for twenty years and might stand for twenty more. Within, DVD cabinets continued upright, producers met neatly, starlets' breasts were firm, and doors were sensibly shut during filming; silence lay steadily against…

I suppose that a "modern re-imagining" means that instead of having a character who is implied to be a lesbian, we'll have some hot girl-on-girl action; instead of never explicitly being told whether or not the "ghost" is real, the hot girl-on-girl action will be interrupted when the ghost bloodily dispatches the hot…

Please make sure that there are no sharp implements, weapons, or ropes nearby when you click on the following links. Especially not the second, which claims that this is the traditional Mexican way of making it. . .
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What happened to Yara, anyway?

That was just silly. What made me cringe was (just in case it hasn't been mentioned yet — I'm too lazy to go looking through 1300 posts to see if this point has been raised):

It wasn't the scene that he found to lack motivation. It was the blocking that he found to be unmotivated. I hope the set dresser got fired etc.