Now I understand why they made Another Thin Man and Tarzan Escapes.

At least they were smart enough to say that Good Coop has to meet Bad Coop, or else we'd be asking why, if the Black Lodge dudes can resurrect BOB's current carrier, Leland Palmer died and stayed dead. . .

I would tell you, but only if you're ready never to eat another hot dog as long as you live.

"I am sitting in the smallest room of the house. I have your criticism in front of me. Soon, I will have it behind me." — Max Reger

https://vignette2.wikia.noc…

Yeah, but think of how many fewer tables now wobble thanks to your efforts.

This is why you need a famous physicist on your investigative commission — he will be too naive to realize that you are setting him up to "discover" information that you have already been given by someone else, and are using him and his curiosity as a way of protecting the confidentiality of your sources.

I believe that the Soviets did it the same way the Americans did, by "inviting" some of the guys who worked on the V-2 program to "help out" with their nascent space program. (https://www.youtube.com/wat…

See: Cafe Flesh (but not in Salt Lake City — when I lived there, they arrested the projectionist of the local Art Film Theatre where it was being shown)

I'm normally all for protecting the sanctity of copyrights, but boy was I mad when they took down those YouTube videos of the Teletubbies cavorting about to songs by Rammstein.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/…

I was born a fully formed 37-year old

I'm not a doctor, but "complications from heart failure" as a cause of death makes it sound like something chronic (e.g. congestive heart failure) or congenital. I mean, when your heart fails, isn't that a sign that you're dead pretty much by definition? Or does "complications [sic] from heart failure" imply that…

"It is a sobering thought to realize that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years." — Tom Lehrer

I sure hope etc.

I was kind of expecting this Wiki Wormhole to lead to https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…. Films of the explosion of the 3 July 1969 launch can be found on YouTube for anyone who's interested.

My understanding was that after the loss of East Pakistan in 1971, the Pakistani leadership came to the conclusion that there was no way that Pakistan could win a conventional war against India, and so decided that they would develop nuclear weapons in order to make it clear to India that while India might win such a…

"I respectably took a nap during my term of office, thereby setting a precedent for Coolidge, Eisenhower, and Reagan."

AIUI, in Shakespeare's day, the audience would physically assault the actors if they didn't like the performance. One could argue that that sitting in silence and then going home and writing an absolutely withering review is something of an improvement.

If I may provide an answer in line with the metaphor of your screen name, it wouldn't make any difference — he would land in a pile of manure and emerge to sell his new smell as the new high-class fragrance that everyone is wearing today (except of course for the FAKE NEWS libtards who keep claiming that he smells…