The 3rd Season Courtroom Scene in Trailer Park Boys…
Almost makes up for how terrible and self-derivative the series became.

I hate to do it, but…
… Q didn't send the Enterprise 7000 years into the future, but 7000 light-years away.

I second Thelonious' comment.

Sexy Duck, Duck, Goose

Are we all convinced…
…that Paul Blart 2 will be subtitled "Battle of the Mall Cops", as opposed to "Electric Boogalgoo" or "Blarticide"?

kinda the point, Tuck

60,000 Americans a day still visit Juarez, don't they?
So maybe if Nancy Grace would just tell everyone that Natalee was 1/2 Mexican, Aruba's problems would be solved.

Ummm…
Where's Mott? The New York Dolls?

Lustadt exists!
Betwixt Mannheim and Karlsruhe in the Rhine Valley! A little far from Austria and Serbia, admittedly, but it's there nonetheless.

You fool!

It's tricky to rock a rhyme that's right on time.

"Canadian" an insult? How dare you, sir! I'm gonna get my 2.12 meter tall Eskimo logger gay married husband to teach you a lesson!

A hateful, hateful game
So you think you're at the end, your daughter just passed Princess Frostine's pond, and then - BAM - it's Monsieur Mint for you, sucker! Three more hours of tedious, oh so tedious gameplay.

Alaska is like the 90% of Canada not within and easy days' drive of the US border, then.

I'm forgetting my Canadian-ness. "Eskimo" is a perjorative term here, but is commonly used in Alaska because of the more diverse ethnicities. My understanding, tho', is that natives in Alaska prefer the term "Alaska Native" - much as those in the lower 48 prefer "Native American" but still get referred to as "Indians."

Damn it, man!
Stop abusing the Inuit by referring to them as Eskimos, Rabin!

I respectfully submit…
…that Starship Troopers is, indeed, an apt metaphor for everything all the time.

Lost Boys
So Lost Boys is respectable now? A fine film, don't get me wrong - Timmy Capello has earned your love - but I don't know that I'd say respectable.

Obviously
Bruce flies to live, lives to fly.

Let's pretend
that I meant to post that many times.