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Branford Bee
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Oh  please, it would not be  a real  AVC Con without the Cyberbully Joneses in attandance!

PLEASE make like Jesus and go die on a cross already >:-(

Eh, I'm more of a fan of his underrated "child rape"-period, myself.

You know   you can just flag things, right?  You don't get bonus  points for telling everyone everytime you do  it.

………………………..whats this about BOONDOCK SAINTS,  now?

YOUR THE WORST GIMMICK EVER >:-(

This is real,  right? Because there is someone that  I need to meet. :)

Spurred on by the negative  reaction on this site,  I finally bite the bullet and watch [i]OVERNIGHT[i]  with  the audio on (not just watching  on mute while smushing the lily). It was………it was a eye-opener. I just don't know  what to think  anymore, what to feel……I, I…….I don't know. I don't know,  dudes.

"Hey, hey cool it on the [lube]. Slow down there lil' buddy", Cyberbully Jones groaned, his eyes crossing themselfs in  exctascy, [i]Ghostbuster's[i]-style. He arched his  back with pleasure, homemade  "VAERITAS AEQUITAS"-tatoo still glistening  with sweat and blood on his back.

LET HIM TALK!!!!!!!! >:-(

A……a truce?

Its hard protecting you're identity  when you start Internet-Tough-Guy squawkin whenever I bring up you're Cyberbully Jones-moniker……..I am starting to suspect that name makes  you feel  cooler than you've ever been, mmm? :-/

Heh; well, it ain't exactly  no secret how [i]THE BOONDOCK SAINTS DUOLOGY[i] got this  lapsed Catholic back to  the fate…………and thought me to  accept my bisexual  sister.

I WAS bullyed mercylessly in school, yes.

Jesus Christ, pal.  If we're talking schoolyard comparisons, your definately the beefy kid who reeked of stale  cabbage and pushed girls into the mud  because he got spanked too hard at home.  The type who burps garlick-breath into kids  faces and goes "awwww, whatta-matta? Gonna CWY??"

One of you're  biggest weaknesses is you're complete inability to compose a snappy comeback,  Buzz.  Soon as somebody steps on you're toes its "GNNNFFFH GO KILL YOURSELF!!"-this, "JUMP OFF A CLIFF!!!!"-that.  True colors!

UuuUUuuh…..OK, your officially grasping at  straws here to discredit me. SO: disliking you for you're constant cyberbullying = "not being a moran?" Sure, I can agree with THAT.

Aw. Was that the day you lost that popularity contest with ZMF, Buzz? (Come to think of it, I actually think it was! UPPS!)

Sorry, Buzz: I think you meant to write "load". :)

What a coincidence: I ALSO came across a joystick in you're mom's basement.