Was he behind Patrick Stewart and his erotic cakes?

Was he behind Patrick Stewart and his erotic cakes?

Turns out, he was just full of doggy doo-doo

The opposite thing is happening with me and my parents. These days they love Katy Perry and I'm playing Brian Eno's "Here Come the Warm Jets" on repeat.

Couching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2: Electric Bamboogaloo

Fine, he was a tyrant

My New Year's resolution/birthday wish when blowing out candles has been the same since 2009, find a job.

Why the fuck is Stevie Wonder raising funds for the Friends of the IDF? In fact why are any Americans raising money for soldiers of a foreign government?

Why the fuck is Stevie Wonder raising funds for the Friends of the IDF? In fact why are any Americans raising money for soldiers of a foreign government?

Well there's also Harrison assembling a mercenary army of Frenchmen to win back control America from control of the Indians, Tyler drowning Harrison in an executives-only bathing pond, Tyler then being turned into a fuckable horse, and Polk's membership in the secret society known as the Knights of Sex…

"I would rather have four of my own teeth pulled out than go through another meeting with that man again!" - Hitler on Franco.

I have appointed a meeting day for the monarchs in Rome. I will order the young Kaiser Franco to be shot.

You can read it
While eating 
The plums uou found 
In the icebox

I need to publish my novel. It's my only ticket out of this one party town!

He was nothing compared to Heraclitus

Needs to play more heroes and villains

That's the story of my parents, but that was when you had to wait in line to register for classes in person.

I knew it! He was a Rosicrucian!

Even more delusional are the Free Zone Scientologists

Depends if you think ay-rabs are a race or not