That "A Blaffair to Rememblack" line was one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

fa la la la la la la la first
You're confusing Phyllis with Meredith.

I want to zuzzle Olive's boobs
first!?

I'm a fucking moron. I think watching Heroes has made me stupider.

Well, yeah, I understand that it wouldn't be a total eclipse in all the places. If it was total in NYC, that it's going to be an annular or partial eclipse in the other areas, but its still an eclipse. Except in africa, that makes no sense.

Not that I want to defend Heroes, because I really don't, but…

Lost is Awesome.