Hey, @avclub-f7dafc45da369f8581fdf3bd599075aa:disqus , I've got a story for you, it's called The Schmuck That Got Sued!

Hey, @avclub-f7dafc45da369f8581fdf3bd599075aa:disqus , I've got a story for you, it's called The Schmuck That Got Sued!

And now you know…..The rest of the story!

You AV Club commenters might know Yee Yee's friend by a different name: one HipsterDBag.

Friends, we've all heard the rumors about truck stops after dark. It seems each bathroom stall along the highways of this golden country of ours has an open invite to a "good time".It was in one such stall that an acclaimed Hollywood producer first came face-to-face, then nuts-to-butts, with a naive young drifter name…

Little girls and ponies
Friends, there's little a small girl dreams about more than owning her own pony. Unfortunately, few ever actually achieve this dream. This was the case for one sad girl who, on one Spring day in nineteen hundred and forty two ran away from home to the nearest stable and stayed there with a…

Friends, a short while ago, a confused, incontinent old man thought he could not remember his login password for the AV Club. After hours of complaining and eventually re-registering, that old man had a breakthrough when he realized he had never put an underscore between his first and last name in his username. And…

Y'know folks…
People don't think about Tracii Guns much anymore. Once the hair metal boom imploded on itself, people stopped listening and the world kept right on turning. But if you're wondering where poor old Tracii Guns went oh so many years ago, don't fret. Guns finally invested in that sex-change operation he'd…

And if you're wondering what happened to The Avalanches….
Well on one fine Sydney night, they all stuck their cocks into a local teenage girl's iPod. Nine months later, that iPod gave birth to the man we now call Girl Talk.

And xochi's brother grew up to be Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.