one everything bagel lightly toasted, half melted butter, half cream cheese, and a thick slice of heirloom tomato; eat it like a sandwich.

wait now, wait
they should be targeting the seven-twelve year old demographic anyhow.

why the irish cant have nice things
- the english
- rust
- self-hating haters that hate on success

super fun, topical party time!
http://www.cracked.com/arti…

all the pretty horses penises and vaginas

this could also work for bald babies
in my experience, the sophisticated infant is generally sans hair, but that doesnt mean s/he must be sans style. enter le baby hair gel. i recommend using it to glue those adorable little bows onto their sweet, hairless little pates! it worked for my daughter.

no no no, idiotking. i'm not gay! i actually just asked a gay and thats what he told me.

yeah, your cursing him just cosmically canceled out all of his previous actions. thanks a lot LadyUranus.

it is indeed, the cut. but the product helps.

quite frankly, i've been getting real fucking tired of authentic naked ladies.

if he were really gay
he would have enough dignity to use better styling products.

yes, and i am fairly sure that most of those dead iraqis would have enjoyed the opportunity to see zombieland.

because you know, the guys who do the grunt work are disposable commodities.

from what i understand and have witnessed, as well as my father being an airforce lifer, the system is far from perfect. in general, medical coverage is excellent while enlisted. unfortunately our soldiers who do one or two tours and then come back do not receive the care they deserve.

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not to ruin ya'lls snark-fest, but this story is simply depressing. this is what war does to people…

wilco
there is a pretty strong argument for this one, but i am fairly hung over, so i will not make it.

anyone?
mention sonic youth? as for some other threads:

everything but the moustaches.

hey everyone, lets talk about how hot elaine and cheryl are.

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