I know the grade is ultimately meaningless and that yes, a B is a good grade, but this is a great game, not merely a good one.

USA! USA!
U S A

This review is way off
This game isn't extremely linear whatsoever. It's Metroid meets Ikaruga. No, it's not a wide open world that you can freely explore, but there are multiple paths, many of which you can't access until you obtain a new power up later in the game. Super Mario Bros is an extremely linear game, this…

That Fucking
Whip My Hair Back and Forth song

The Simpsons
Basically after Season 9. Everything after is dead to me.

Little Fockers
Big Laughs!

Death Wish 3
I know it's been covered extensively already, but c'mon. Death Wish 3 is the most hilariously insane version of the evil big city ever.

He does know that. Unfortunately for you, this is not O'Neal.

Really Wish This Was Longer
There's at least a dozen more roles I would have liked to hear about.

Black Hawk Down was about a black hawk down. Do some research.

I'd prefer if you used the term, "Pee-pee soaked heck hole".

Can't Wait
To see Four Lions.

So I Hear
You blew off O'Neal.

I Feel Like Makin'
Firsties

Good Riddance
Asshole

I'm hungry. Am I hired?

How about no more Lohan stories.

Hey
Lohan fucking sucks.

Yo
Adrian! I did it!

I won!
Oh wait, it's a Grammy. (Throws in trash)