My favorite is the Licktalotapus.

The Tall Guy
I would add The Tall Guy to the list. Maybe it's not really believable, but it's really damn funny.

When does this take place?
It takes at least two years to become a paramedic. How long after the last season does this take place?

Bruce
Springsteen is lame. We watched the Puppy Bowl during the half time show.

The Gyro Captain's girlfriend survived, I think.

He's probably afraid I'll make fun of his honky ass in front of Ann.

Not an economic tip
In post-apocalyptic Australia, there will still be hot Australian girls.

Sometimes I dream about Natalie Portman shaving her "V"

I would pay good money to see a Mickey Rourke vs. Mickey Rooney fight. Or to see Rourke fight Frank Stallone, like he did in Barfly.

Let that be a lesson to all the Gary Burghoffs, Joey Lawrences, Tina Yotherses, and George "Goober" Lindsays! If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk - you can get work! Alright, maybe not Gary Burghoff!

No, "Dwigt" was the intended topic. I'm not Dwigt, I'm Mr. F, bitch!

Dwigt
That's the first time I've seen that many Dwight bobbleheads in one picture.

Accent
I wonder if he'll have an English accent or an American one.

Yeah, but imagine if the movie was made today and she was dressed that way looking how she does now! My eyes!!!!!

"diamong smuggling plot" should be "diamond smuggling plot." Unless a diamong is something that people smuggle that I've never heard of before.

honeyboy
In the trailer there's a scene where a little boy plays guitar and sings the blues (sounding authentic) to some old blues guys. I'm pretty sure one of them is David "Honeyboy" Edwards. I hope he's in the movie and gets a lot of money for his cameo.

big time
Speaking of Waits, does anyone know if the concert movie Big Time will ever be available on dvd?

good modern (traditional) country
If you like traditional country, check out Wayne Hancock and Dale Watson.

TFU
I bet Those Fucking Unicorns would never sell out and support the tobacco industry!

ike beats tina to death
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