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Wasn't there a football player with perineal plastic syndrome, too?

The Panic Broadcast
Keep the metal coming, Leonard! Are you gonna have the new Soilwork for next month? Damn I can't wait to see them.

I got as much of Meshuggah's catalog as eMusic carries, it lasted about two months until I finally figured out what was making that godawful screeching. On paper they sound like a band I should be into.

I cede the point. You've won this round!

Yeah, agreed on the re-recordings, that shit's unlistenable.

He's the Beavis to her Butt-Head.

As did I. Nicely done, rev.

garblemumblemutterblathergruntwheezegrumble…KEE-DO!

To her? Probably that cash register cha-ching noise.

Hm. Take her clothes off mostly. Uh, or so I've heard.

Scott Ian even rips the Stallone movie in the Return of the Killer A's liner notes.

Masticate! I'm masticating right now!

+1 Paul Simon, specifically Graceland. Also, Metallica's eponymous album. Kinda depends on my mood.

2 Iron 2 Man

@TMFSP: I'm glad you recanted, I come from a long and proud line of Ozark meth dealers and we was gonna have to have words. Our fathers weren't no pig farmers, though. No, sir, they was pig THIEVES, and hanged for it often as not.

+1 Suicides. Midwest represent!

"…the developer, Nitrome, doesn't take the idea far enough."
That sums up my experience with pretty much every Nitrome game. The first few levels showcase some good ideas, and then it's more of the same.

It's…fucking terrible? That's just a first impression, mind.

Of the eight movies (if you count the Ewok spin offs), it's the third best. Not that I'm necessarily disagreeing, but some perspective helps.

"You can't win…"