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Gotta disagree, CS - that's clearly a stag.

Yogurt! Ugh, I hate Yogurt!

Back when this was first available to rent, my mother in law (to be) was recovering from hernia surgery and her thoughtful family rented this. She was apparently doing a morbid combination of laughing, crying, screaming, and swearing for pretty much the entire move. And she had to go have her hernia fixed again.

Marble Madness.

*Smashes into King Bastard, falls on floor, pukes on Dumbledore's shoes*

Alestorm is my current favorite guilty pleasure. Actually, I don't feel guilty about it at all.

+1 The Wizard.

Hmm. Well, I like Ride the…wait but Master of Pup…hold on, see there's Disposable He…er, wait, Creeping De..but Damage Inc…uh, Trapped Under…

@Kreig: Dude. Fuck. Holy crap those guys rock.

+1 Unleashed in the East. That version of The Sinner is my wife's favorite Priest tune.

I have tried more than once to get into Manowar's music and other than a couple of decent tunes I just can't do it. I do like pretty much every bass solo, though - DeMaio fuckin' rips.

Excellent. I will refer all future users of the phrase 'quantum leap' to this thread.

The first time I saw Metallica I couldn't move my head for two days. Frikkin' sweet!

Urge To Kill Rising…Rising…
Great article, nice to see metal in the AVC. That said, I am really getting tired of this tooth-grindingly awful usage of the term 'quantum leap'. Can we please stop before I have to blend all my food into a flavorless paste?

@JPB: Listen, I've lived in Motherfucking Minnesota my whole motherfucking life. Trust me, spend a few motherfucking winters here and you won't call it anything else.

Dammit, Weird Al, now I'm going to need to see the good doctor about getting that song out of my head.

I already liked the book, but you just awesomed the hell out of it.

I now hate you. But I still like hot dogs. I have no idea how to deal with this apparent contradiction. And we had so much in common!

Aw, who put that wall there?

"I'm prescribing a regimen of cranial trauma."