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Thank you…
…Phil for an awesome carreer, and Sean for defending the man (which doesn't get done much nowadays).

Zappa only admitting to liking a few Beatles songs: "Day Tripper", "Stawberry Fields Forever", "I Am The Walrus" (which he covered on his '88 tour), and one other one I can't think of.

"STEVE!"…
…was one of the first words my son, who's now 3 1/2, ever said. He loves Blue's Clues, and it was probably the first children's show he got hooked on watching. He has that same Ty plush Blue pictured up there.

Letterman pointed that out when she was on the Late Show…now whenever I see her all I see is Cabin Boy….attraction killed indeed.

obvious choice for me…
…would be Frank Zappa's 200 Motels. "Touring can make you crazy", especially when you have a band that's members are constantly "quitting", talking about you behind your back, bugging you about getting paid, and trying to get laid by groupies and industrial vaccum cleaners.

Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini then?

I'm gonna put my nominations in for Insomnia and The Regulators. The latter because I remember reading it as a kid and thinking it was the most bat-shit crazy thing I ever read. I gotta re-read that someday. Insomnia because old people need a scary Stephen King movie too.

South Park does a killer version of that guy. Gets me everytime. "Ya dun wanna go down that rawd."

When I first read the book I was quite shocked at the Beverly Marsh gang bang at the end. I could've done without that. Some things they should put in the new movie though: the kids smoking out their fort in the woods and seeing the asteroid hitting prehistoric Derry, dude getting sucked dry by the leeches from the

Old
I overheard some kid walking past me on the street say to one of his friends "You guys ever heard of Beavis & Butt-Head?"
"No"
Made me feel old as shiiiiiiiiit!

Sarcasm alert!
Arcade Fire? Assholes? Get the fuck outta town??

It fucking kills me to no end that Apatow criticized him. Isn't he supposed to have a sense of humor…cause he makes "funny" movies? And wasn't he a comedian? Seriously, if you didn't like what he did, and you're profession is making "funny" movies, go fuck yourself and make Nicholas Sparks films for the rest of your

You know who should?
Get Robert Downey Jr. to do it:
"Ricky Gervais! What a tasteless bastard he was, right?! No but seriously, as for the nominees in this category I banged her, and her, and her, and her…"

Holy Christ.
I'm all for my favorite Stephen King books being adapted for TV/movies, but this is like overkill. I mean I guess it's cool because The Stand kinda ties in with The DT (Randall Flagg aka Man In Black, Ka-Tet ending up in post-Tripps Kansas, etc.). Plus isn't there IT and Pet Sematary remakes in the works

For reals
If they really wanna make a movie were they prevent The Beatles from breaking up they should try to go back in time and prevent Brian Epstein from OD-ing. Too easy to blame the crazy chick that John fell in love with. Though she didn't help.

Red Hot Chili Peppers? C'mon Sheen, show some class fer cryin out loud!

Dali's dolphins
If I recall correctly, in Dune Salvador Dali wanted to have the emperor shit and piss into two glass dolphins…c'mon what studio wouldn't want to green light THAT?