This was an inevitable development.

This was an inevitable development.

I thought it ended with Jesus rolling back the rock of the tomb, realising that he'd woken up in a horrible post apocalyptic future and then shouting "Noooooo!".

I thought it ended with Jesus rolling back the rock of the tomb, realising that he'd woken up in a horrible post apocalyptic future and then shouting "Noooooo!".

Do try to keep up.

Do try to keep up.

He sounds mad as hell.

He sounds mad as hell.

I want to see a Jesus movie that ends with the crucifixion and a big THE END … ?

I want to see a Jesus movie that ends with the crucifixion and a big THE END … ?

That's what's so bizarre though. It's like Hollywood has decided that any existing property is better than something new to the extent that they're going to use a property in a way that means anybody who likes the original won't want to see it while the people who are the target audience  for the remake won't have…

That's what's so bizarre though. It's like Hollywood has decided that any existing property is better than something new to the extent that they're going to use a property in a way that means anybody who likes the original won't want to see it while the people who are the target audience  for the remake won't have…

Surely the target audience have never even heard of Videodrome. I don't understand this any more.

Surely the target audience have never even heard of Videodrome. I don't understand this any more.

There's nothing wrong with centre parted curtains and an undercut.

There's nothing wrong with centre parted curtains and an undercut.

There's already some cunt somewhere who's calling this 'decopunk' or somesuch.

There's already some cunt somewhere who's calling this 'decopunk' or somesuch.

Eugh, this is the kind of thing that you'd find in a Douglas Coupland novel.

Eugh, this is the kind of thing that you'd find in a Douglas Coupland novel.