Well, I hate it less than that Police Academy week.

Well, I hate it less than that Police Academy week.

Man, INSERT WRITER HERE's review of INSERT MOVIE HERE was such a pile of INSERT BODILY EXCRETION HERE. I hope his INSERT FAMILY MEMBER HERE gets INSERT SEXUAL ACT HERE by a INSERT FARM ANIMAL HERE or he accidentally offends INSERT UWE BOLL HERE and ends up with a INSERT ROOT VEGETABLE HERE up his INSERT ORIFICE HERE.

Man, INSERT WRITER HERE's review of INSERT MOVIE HERE was such a pile of INSERT BODILY EXCRETION HERE. I hope his INSERT FAMILY MEMBER HERE gets INSERT SEXUAL ACT HERE by a INSERT FARM ANIMAL HERE or he accidentally offends INSERT UWE BOLL HERE and ends up with a INSERT ROOT VEGETABLE HERE up his INSERT ORIFICE HERE.

Tell that to Henry Darger.

Tell that to Henry Darger.

To be absolutely fair to Neal Stephenson, he probably has a more sophisticated attitude to the genre than the adolescent techno-fetishism of Gibson or somebody.

To be absolutely fair to Neal Stephenson, he probably has a more sophisticated attitude to the genre than the adolescent techno-fetishism of Gibson or somebody.

Pffft, Walkabout.

Pffft, Walkabout.

It's more that I would have thought it was cool when I was 16 or something, and now I don't and there's not much I do about it. Nothing dates quite like super duper right now hipness, and I can't be bothered doing the bracketing and/or mental gymnastics necessary to enjoy a type of writing that seems like it was of…

It's more that I would have thought it was cool when I was 16 or something, and now I don't and there's not much I do about it. Nothing dates quite like super duper right now hipness, and I can't be bothered doing the bracketing and/or mental gymnastics necessary to enjoy a type of writing that seems like it was of…

It's the truth @avclub-5252cd1338f39102cec6168336365a88:disqus , I never have.

It's the truth @avclub-5252cd1338f39102cec6168336365a88:disqus , I never have.

This is a weird fucking comment.

This is a weird fucking comment.

All the Quantum Leap stuff was so distracting I don't remember anything else about the film.

All the Quantum Leap stuff was so distracting I don't remember anything else about the film.

See, this is why you're not supposed to talk about Fight Club.

See, this is why you're not supposed to talk about Fight Club.