I think twelve year old you recognised that she was the nastiest. I know thirteen year old me did.

Would, wouldn't, would, would, wouldn't.

Would, wouldn't, would, would, wouldn't.

He also appears to be taking a piss in the picture.

He also appears to be taking a piss in the picture.

Bad movies are bad. News at eleven.

Bad movies are bad. News at eleven.

Yeah, I was feeling kind of Randian until I saw her.

Yeah, I was feeling kind of Randian until I saw her.

So, The Incredibles …

So, The Incredibles …

Pointer Cunt a la Samuel Beckett is better.

Pointer Cunt a la Samuel Beckett is better.

That's one of those things that's been wrong so many times it's now sort of right.

That's one of those things that's been wrong so many times it's now sort of right.

If only Russell Brand could suck his own penis, then much of this travesty could have been averted.

If only Russell Brand could suck his own penis, then much of this travesty could have been averted.

Every time I've seen her there's been a weird contingent of mental indie boys discussing her illnesses while standing in the queue.

Every time I've seen her there's been a weird contingent of mental indie boys discussing her illnesses while standing in the queue.

Hey, a review that actually makes me want to see the film.