"As Jack White, I need my Jack White to look his Jack Whitest"

'Punishingly somnolent': the dark counterpart to 'glibly entertaining'.

'Punishingly somnolent': the dark counterpart to 'glibly entertaining'.

Here's where I admit that it's an opinion that I don't expect anyone to agree with, and that I obviously provided it so that people could say I was a wrong idiot. I do believe it though.

Here's where I admit that it's an opinion that I don't expect anyone to agree with, and that I obviously provided it so that people could say I was a wrong idiot. I do believe it though.

Prances with accent.

Prances with accent.

Here's where I air my opinion that both Yoko Ono/Plastic Ono Band and Fly are better than any solo Beatles record anyone cares to name.

Here's where I air my opinion that both Yoko Ono/Plastic Ono Band and Fly are better than any solo Beatles record anyone cares to name.

My hatred of Adam Sandler ruined it for me. I will try again, but I'm going to have to wait until he's dead.

My hatred of Adam Sandler ruined it for me. I will try again, but I'm going to have to wait until he's dead.

I'm British, and I'd never even heard that surname before he got famous. Frankly, it sounds made up.

I'm British, and I'd never even heard that surname before he got famous. Frankly, it sounds made up.

Yeah, I have to agree with you on both counts. The way that these reviews attempt to obscure the fact that he doesn't have anything new to say by describing the plot and then explaining the jokes makes me feel as though if there were some sort of central thesis to them they wouldn't feel like such a waste. Really,…

Yeah, I have to agree with you on both counts. The way that these reviews attempt to obscure the fact that he doesn't have anything new to say by describing the plot and then explaining the jokes makes me feel as though if there were some sort of central thesis to them they wouldn't feel like such a waste. Really,…

You know, jokes. Like you did. I am actually interested in why loud idiots are the way they are but you're not going to tell me.

Hey, you haven't seen Depp's FDR yet. It's a delightfully kooky turn.

Hey, you haven't seen Depp's FDR yet. It's a delightfully kooky turn.

Give 'im hell @avclub-691dc5b7272b343c9ea3ed9fa84b32f6:disqus !

Give 'im hell @avclub-691dc5b7272b343c9ea3ed9fa84b32f6:disqus !